After we got done cleaning up the kitchen from the meal I asked her if she would like a massage. I gave her a good rub down. It seemed to relax her and she seemed to enjoy it very much. It also gave us a chance to talk more which I enjoyed.
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I also enjoyed the feeling of her warm and smooth skin. After it was over she thanked me with a passionate kiss. I would really like to have sex with her. Do you think there is a chance given the fact of the difference in our ages and the fact that I was a boyfriend of her daughter? How can I let her know of my desire?
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Perhaps asking if she would like another massage would give us a chance to talk about this. How can I make this request to her? You are a brave guy, to consider walking into this hornet's nest. I don't think you have to worry about your ex-girlfriend's mom wanting to have sex with you. What worries me is what happens when her daughter finds out. You could be caught in a really nasty dysfunctional family trap.
If you move into the erotic zones with your massaging, and she doesn't stop you, then she's saying "yes. A girl that can't cook. I sometimes really question why i go out with her. If i was going out with her mom, i would have a nice home made meal everyday without costing me a penny.
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I can have a variety because we all know moms can make everything. From kimchi gook to top sirloin steak to pad thai. Too bad perfection is not a luxury i can afford. Don't you have those girlfriends where they care about the most stupidest things? For example, if they don't get commented back on myspace they will actually go to that person's myspace and be like..
ALL the comments i see on myspace is "hey wasup how are you doing" reply: And girls become anal about this! Can i ask why? Why do you need so many comments? WHY does it make you happy if you have comments? It's not a contest. Other things girls care about but shouldn't is their weight. Do you know how many times i hear a girl say " Omg i am so fat, i hate my life.
If i answer "no your not fat, don't say that. If you say "you are fat. AND if we stay completely silent, they say ," you think i am fat don't you! You see, if i was going out with my girlfriend's mom, she would be way more realistic. For example, you have a date with her and you meet up with her at a nice restaurant. In the middle of the meal, she will take out her datebook and record that day's spendings to make sure she stays within budget.
And also, she will ask questions such as "are you comfortable" and "are you cold? And i am in a fight with all my friends. Oh are you on AIM? Please tell me this happened to you before. You are spilling everything to a girl, and she is so overwhelmed she has no idea how to help you. And you trick yourself into thinking you are content because there was someone there to listen to you.
Let me tell you right now, that is not enough. Anyone can listen to you, even yourself and a mirror. What you need is someone who knows everything and gives you quick smart answers. And how does a mom come in handy?
For example, you are driving with her in a car, and you tell her you have something important to say. She will steer the car off road and into a ditch so you can have complete silence and her attention as you talk. She will stare into your eyes, seriously, watching your every move. And after your finished talking, she will leave a dramatic pause to let your words hang in the air. She will collect all her thoughts to come up with a simple solution that will leave you happy and satisfied. These are my 5 points, but obviously there are many more. SO it will be a very easy transition when you tell your girlfriend why you would rather go out with her mom.
And also, if you have any other reasons why going out with your girlfriend's mom is a better idea please contribute! That's for the girls as well! Thank you, and this does not belong in the humor section. How dare you mock me when i am trying to give honest real answers to the public.
I only spend like 40 min on a topic a day.. Hum, so, from what I understand, you actually have a crush on your girlfriend's mother? Or, did you just discover that you like older women better?
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Ok, I stop teasing you! I also read your previous topic but I didn't comment.
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Anyway this is getting repetitive, besides you speak of some common stereotypes about girls which is funny, but they do not actually relate much to why having ur gf's mom would be a better choice because gf's moms would always have their own stereotypes as well. I'm secretly dating my ex's brother.
I seriously wish I'd met him first.
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I dated my ex's brother for a year then found out my ex told his brother to cheat on me Started dating my ex's sister after she left me at homecoming in 9th grade. We fell in love, my ex says we should be ashamed of ourselves but she left me, her sister was there and it turned into this. I'm dating my ex's father but he doesn't know about it.
It's hard to sneak around with his dad. Dating my ex's brother. My parents want us to break up and is making me choose between them or him. Im now dating my ex's sister. Telling the parents should be fun. I dated my ex-girlfriend's mom after her dad left. Is it wrong that I'm dating my ex's brother?